Five year old girls throw the best shade. It’s official.
Here’s a chat I just had with L after I picked her up at school. If anybody’s looking for me I’ll be rummaging through empty carrier bags, searching for my till receipt 🙈
L: “Is that a new top Mummy?”
Me: “Yes love, I got it today. Do you like it?”
L: (unconvincingly) “Yes.” Then, after a moment’s contemplation “Do you know what that top would be good for mummy?”
Me: “What love?”
L: “Days when you have nowhere to go and you don’t have to leave the house.”